May 2010
Just as I was about to post about how all these people I lost touch with have contacted me in the last like, 72 hours, my ex-lova’ called me. This is so bizarre. I hope this doesn’t mean I am going to get hit by a bus tomorrow or something…
April 2010
I was about to re-deactivate my Facebook account, but then they showed me lots of pictures of myself back when I had long-ish hair and lured me back in.
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Ninety percent of a women’s pheromones come out the top of her head!...
– Phoebe Buffay
I am headed to the Alley Cat! It has been so long!
I am watching Blow. Can you even fathom how beautiful the spawn of Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp would be? It would be like atomic beauty. Like Olympian Gods of cheekbones and facial symmetry.
I am getting the money for a deposit on a house tonighhhht. Which means that next year I will most certainly be living with some of the nicest, most attractive people in the world! And I will have a kitchen! And a yard! Like a real, grown-up type of a person!