February 2010
Our Impending Reunion
Dearest Bicycle. I love you deeply, despite all these months of neglect, and the amount of snow which has fallen upon your beautiful body in cycles. But it is getting warmer, day by day, and soon we can start up again where we left off roundabouts October. Hang in there, and I love you. Elaina.
I was sentenced to three years in prison for jumping in the woods at night. I...
– The Dream Journal I Kept for All of Two Weeks in January (Failed New Years Resolution)